Zrin

I’m an old man, babe.

I can’t keep up with you
like I used to.

How do you keep your beauty?
I’m holding on
to the hairs I’ve got left,
fumbling to catch pedals flitting
off my flowering head.

Look at all those men.
Throwing glances like frisbees
your way, courting and hoping.

Look at what I’m up against, babe.

Look at their swimmer bodies.
If I wake without pain,
it’s a good day indeed.

"You’re graying, darling."

You say things like that and laugh,
reassuringly, saying it looks good.
That it gives off an air of intrigue,
worldliness and wisdom.

I’m alive inside my aging container.
I could throw weights across
a high school football field
if my soul had hands.

But instead I’m left with
a beer gut to toss around,
trying to avoid looking disgusting
when I climb on top of you,
and not like some bear
looking for a tree to mount.

We men are trouble.
Burly, surly, overgrown baby monsters.
But women, we love you to death.
Hell, we would probably drink less
if you asked us to.

coffee-is-better-than-a-hug:

untitled by jadepnl on Flickr.
Ideal Sundays #onepotodomain #frisbee

Ideal Sundays #onepotodomain #frisbee

lifethrucrystallizedeyes:

tastefullyoffensive:

Anatomy of Songs [wronghands]

Haha, love this. 

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wildstag:

untitled by solbf on Flickr.

wildstag:

untitled by solbf on Flickr.

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One day I just woke up and realized that I can’t touch yesterday. So why the heck was I letting it touch me?
What an adventure. #ohakune #mountainbiking #sorebutt #greatcompany

What an adventure. #ohakune #mountainbiking #sorebutt #greatcompany

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omgplants:

!!!!!!!!!


Sophora prostrata (Kōwhai)

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shouldnt:

mynameistrolly:

diggly:

IS THAT DOG TEACHING A HUMAN PUPPY TO CRAWL

human puppy

human puppy

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shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

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comic-chick:

wombattea:

sizvideos:

How to catch an emu - Video

LET ME TELL YOU A THING

THIS IS A LEGIT THING

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT PEOPLE DO TO GET EMUS TO COME CLOSE

Apparently you lie on the ground on your back and move your arms and legs.

And the emus are very curious and come over like, “The fuck is that.”

And that’s literally what it is. They come over wondering what the fuck you’re doing

This might be my favorite piece of information I have ever learned.

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